14831
Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"
Next Joke
"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."
"This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all."
"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."
"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."
"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"
"I wish I was in better shape but I also wish I could fast-forward this pizza tracker."
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."