90393
Joke of the Day
"How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face."
Next Joke
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"
"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."
"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"
"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."
"When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she."
"Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high."