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Joke of the Day

"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."

"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane and it crashes on an island. Who survives? America."

"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"

"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"