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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"
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"I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages."
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"How do you confuse an idiot? 44"
"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."
"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"
"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."
"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"Parenting is all about wanting to say, ""No one cares, honey"" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT."