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Joke of the Day

"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"

"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."

"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""

"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."

"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"

"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"