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Joke of the Day
"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."
Next Joke
"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."
"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."
"I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No fence. Nun taken."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"
"South Africa"
"I'm not saying my wife's a fat,...... I'm not saying my wife's a fat, greedy bitch, but she's just cleaned the cooker with two fucking slices of bread."
"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."
"What happens when you keep feeding a cow money? You get rich milk."
"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""