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Joke of the Day
"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."
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"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"
"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."
"yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes"""
"TIL that there are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain! Who knew?"
"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Mostly the taste."
"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."