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Joke of the Day
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
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"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick"
"What's the difference between PHP and PCP? One makes you: * feel numb * see things that aren't there * panicked and paranoid * feel loss of control over your actions. The other is a synthetic drug."
"A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop"
"What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^ or you'll B^"
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"I plucked my first gray hair today. The lady it came from got so mad you guys."
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."