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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."
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"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."
"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."
"Trapped beneath the feet of a bearded giant... Cut off from the world. Stephen King & Pixar present: ""A BUG'S LIFE 3: UNDER THE GNOME"""
"What a rip-off! I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess."
"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""
"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"
"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper."