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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden? Seizure salad."

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"

"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"

"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"every morning i swallow a piece of paper that says ""keep up the good work fellas!!"" just in case i die and doctors gotta do an autopsy on me"

"I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard."

"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth."