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Joke of the Day
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
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"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are? They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from? Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck."
"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good."
"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"Last weekend I prevented a rape. It didn't take much. You can do it too. I finally convinced her"