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Joke of the Day

"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."

"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."

"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"

"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"

"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"

"An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant's neck; the rest of the colony screams: STRANGLE HIM ROLUNT!!!"

"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""

"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"

"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""