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Joke of the Day

"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."

"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"

"What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia? Question Mart."

"What did the booger say to the finger? Pick on someone your own size."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."

"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"