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Joke of the Day

"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"

"""If she never used dial-up Internet she's too young for you bro"""

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."

"What's a redneck's favourite vegetable? Pump-kin."

"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"

"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."

"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."

"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""

"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."

"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"