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Joke of the Day
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
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"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"
"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."
"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"
"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."
"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"
"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."
"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"
"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."
"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"