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Joke of the Day
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
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"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money."
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"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
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