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Joke of the Day

"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her something that made her look sexy. I got drunk!"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"

"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"

"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."