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Joke of the Day
"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""
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"Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed"
"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"
"Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed. When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, ""Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."""
"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"
"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."
"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"""I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it"".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!"