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Joke of the Day
"""If she never used dial-up Internet she's too young for you bro"""
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"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."
"What food do vampires hate? Steaks."
"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"
"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"
"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"
"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."
"There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend."