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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."

"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."

"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."

"What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex? Bondage!"

"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."