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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"
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"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."
"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."
"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
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"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
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