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Joke of the Day

"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."

"An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last biggest hit was The Wall"

"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."

"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"

"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."