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Joke of the Day
"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."
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"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."
"What's the square root of 69? ate something"
"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."
"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."
"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."
"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"
"What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis."
"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""