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Joke of the Day
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"
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"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"
"Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans."
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."
"Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses? Because they're a diamond dozen"
"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."
"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."
"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"
"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"