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Joke of the Day
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
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"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"
"{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear"
"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."
"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."
"What is Hitler's favorite drink? genocider"
"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"My wife said I must think she's a whore... I told her a whore would be cheaper."
"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"