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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."
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"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""
"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."
"What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw? A new jaw-key"
"What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey."
"If you see your friend Jack on the plane... Don't say hi. Especially if his last name is King."
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"when she gives me her autograph I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!"
"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""
"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"