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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
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"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."
"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
"Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting."
"welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*"