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"Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?"

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"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."
"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."
"DATE: ...so that's how I ended up at Harvard Law! ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL"
"Some guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I said ""You've got the wrong house then, mate"""
"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"
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