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Joke of the Day

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."

"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."

"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."

"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."

"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."