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Joke of the Day

"I have an L shaped couch... lower case."

"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."

"Did you hear oxygen and magnesium started dating? I know, right! Like, OMg!"

"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"

"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."

"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !"

"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."