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Joke of the Day
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
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"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."
"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."
"You say tomato, I say summertime snowball."
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"
"What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business"