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Joke of the Day
"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."
"If ""The Breakfast Club"" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones."
"Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? He was part of doctors without boarders ."
"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."
"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."
"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."
"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"
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