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Joke of the Day
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."
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"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."
"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."
"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
"How are puppet shows and politics similar? They are both a bunch of silly characters yapping at each other with someone else's hands up their asses."
"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."
"I went to a charity event for women who lost their legs, when someone stole all of their wheelchairs. After that, the place was crawling with pussy"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"