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Joke of the Day

"I held a baby today. I was scared it would make me want a baby, but it just made me want to be a baby."

"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"

"Hey baby, you want to come back to my place? I do one hell of a Bill Cosby impression I'd love to show you"

"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me She said no both times."

"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."

"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."