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Joke of the Day
"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."
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"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."
"This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy. He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses."
"A guy goes to the zoo but there is only one animal... It's a shih tzu."
"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
"One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle."
"Return policy: ""If for any reason you are not satisfied..."" Ok, I'm not satisfied because dwarves and rockets."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"
"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."