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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
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"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"
"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."
"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."
"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"
"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""