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Joke of the Day
"A guy goes to the zoo but there is only one animal... It's a shih tzu."
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"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"
"(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""
"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"
"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."
"*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under"
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"
"What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn't know disasters can run for office"
"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"