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Joke of the Day
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
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"DR DOG: It says you're here for a blood test. First, some questions. Number one: over the last six months who's been a good boy?"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"If you walk in to a room and find a man having a stroke... ...you probably should have knocked."
"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."
"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"
"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"
"How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? The Andouille Decimal System"