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Joke of the Day

"Return policy: ""If for any reason you are not satisfied..."" Ok, I'm not satisfied because dwarves and rockets."

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"

"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"

"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"

"I bought a friend an elephant for his room. He said, ""Thanks!"" and I said, ""Don't mention it"""

"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""

"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"

"What are some good clean jokes to be used at a grade 8 farewell dinner?"