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Joke of the Day

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ? She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech."

"Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED"

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"

"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday.... He kept shouting, ""A, E, I, O, U"". ""What's wrong?"", I asked him. To which he responded, ""Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."""

"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard"