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Joke of the Day
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
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"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"
"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."
"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"