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Joke of the Day
"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."
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"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."
"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"
"Me: If Obi-Wan's clothes remained after Vader killed him, then why wasn't ghost Obi-Wan naked? My date: [to waiter] Check, please."
"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."
"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""
"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."