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Joke of the Day

"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."

"Image sharing sites before E3 are just like a toy vegetable stand Full of fake leeks"

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"Let he who is without selfie cast the first stone"

"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."

"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."

"I burnt a lot of calories today... I set a fat kid on fire."

"Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper"