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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin"

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."

"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."

"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."

"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."

"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."

"I lift at the gym the stairs are too much effort"