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Joke of the Day
"*watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* pfft... I could do it in 8"
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"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"My grandfather had the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"
"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"
"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."
"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."
"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."
"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"
"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."