199419

Joke of the Day

"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."

"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."

"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"""Hello this is your captain speaking. I have fallen out of the plane yikes lol. Very impressed with the range on this Bluetooth headset tho"""

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."

"Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL"