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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."

"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."

"What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?"

"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."

"Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants."

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch? A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes."

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."