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Joke of the Day

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."

"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."

"They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space."

"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"

"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"

"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"