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Joke of the Day
"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"
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"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."
"There are two kinds of friends: 1. Friends with benefits 2. Friends with potential."
"What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"
"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"
"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."
"The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey"
"Schroedinger either gave the best or the worst presents."