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Joke of the Day
"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."
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"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."
"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you're up. Million dollar idea."
"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."
"You know what's odd about those girls at Starbucks? They, like, literally can't, even."
"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."