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Joke of the Day

"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."

"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"

"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like ""Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."""

"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the BAD girls live. (not oc)"

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."