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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? They refuse to have liters."

"ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what"

"Why do girls have to get periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text us and be all like ""yo bitch, you ain't pregnant. Catch ya next month homegirl""."

"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."

"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""

"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"

"When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever."