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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."

"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."

"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"

"I saw two blokes having a fight... I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife!"" You should have seen how fucking fast they both ran off."

"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."

"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"