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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
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"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"
"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."
"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Its ok he worked it out with a pencil"