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Joke of the Day

"Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk."

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?"

"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"

"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""

"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"

"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."

"[before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*"

"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."